Dear God,
A snake was found recently at the CWG complex. Of course, that made International headlines. Here are a few reactions:
- Rajdeep Sardesai - Our channel was the first to track the snake down in the complex and report it. We now have clinching evidence that the snake is pregnant. In an exclusive, he or she or it reveals it all!
- Karan Thapar - So you are saying a snake was found in the complex, that it was a black snake, that snakes are reptiles, that you will do anything to get it out of there..............
- Ms. Sheila Dixit - Of course, it was our plan. We wanted to bring about the 'Incredible India' factor. Snakes represent us, don't they? Did you like the plan?
- Suresh Kalmadi - This snake was found at least three years ago, Mr. Mani Shankar Iyer did not do anything about it.
- MS Iyer - Kalmadi is a Thammadi!
- Congress - This is BJP's conspiracy.
- BJP - This is Congress' conspiracy.
- Pak High Comm. (of all!)- We and our players feel insecure travelling to
- Pres. Obama - That is a Black Mamba, belongs here in the
- The Taliban -We take responsibility. If you don't meet our demands, we will release more into the complex to wreak havoc during the games.
- Mallika Sherawat - Hisssss......
